meladoodle: monkeysgoingcrazy: meladoodle: let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
tumblr needs more posts about how great Listener are
nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
sentinalsofseveredflesh: sevenplusfour: fucking dying
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
generalknoxx: triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/ the fact you cannot see the camera is stressing me out like how the fuck did you take that
dignitea: feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
Anonymous asked: Black, Green.
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.